{"id":546,"date":"2004-11-11T17:12:02","date_gmt":"2004-11-11T21:12:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blg\/2004\/11\/11\/elevator\/"},"modified":"2023-09-07T05:07:41","modified_gmt":"2023-09-07T10:07:41","slug":"elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/11\/elevator\/","title":{"rendered":"elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Start Time: 4:51:24 PM; End Time: 4:55:17 PM<br \/>\nm-c says: (4:51:29 PM)<\/p>\n<p>What do you call a blind dinosaur?<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:51:40 PM)<\/p>\n<p>Do-you-think-he-saur-us<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:53:23 PM)<\/p>\n<p>ok. this was a joke<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:54:17 PM)<\/p>\n<p>What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous?<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:54:32 PM)<\/p>\n<p>-&#8216;ell if I know (elephino)<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:54:48 PM)<\/p>\n<p>this was my last one<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:56:44 PM)<\/p>\n<p>those are really funny.<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:57:05 PM)<\/p>\n<p>thx<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:57:11 PM)<\/p>\n<p>what happens when you cross darth vader and an elephant?<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:57:22 PM)<\/p>\n<p>-elevator<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:57:28 PM)<\/p>\n<p>oh man, you are good<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:58:03 PM)<\/p>\n<p>and an elephant and a cop?<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:58:19 PM)<\/p>\n<p>?<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:58:28 PM)<\/p>\n<p>elicopter<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:58:34 PM)<\/p>\n<p>ah-hah<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:58:47 PM)<\/p>\n<p>amazing<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (4:59:42 PM)<\/p>\n<p>a dock and a man?<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (4:59:58 PM)<\/p>\n<p>dock?<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (5:00:09 PM)<\/p>\n<p>a mandock?<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (5:00:13 PM)<\/p>\n<p>a dockman?<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (5:00:16 PM)<\/p>\n<p>(this one is so easy.. c&#8217;mon) dock, hm, qwack qwak<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (5:00:26 PM)<\/p>\n<p>oh, duck<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (5:00:43 PM)<\/p>\n<p>= a document<\/p>\n<p>m-c says: (5:00:46 PM)<\/p>\n<p>hehe<\/p>\n<p>monsieur p says: (5:00:52 PM)<\/p>\n<p>mhm<\/p>\n<p>And then, he left.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Start Time: 4:51:24 PM; End Time: 4:55:17 PM m-c says: (4:51:29 PM) What do you call a blind dinosaur? m-c says: (4:51:40 PM) Do-you-think-he-saur-us m-c says: (4:53:23 PM) ok. this was a joke m-c says: (4:54:17 PM) What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinocerous? m-c says: (4:54:32 PM) -&#8216;ell if&hellip; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/2004\/11\/11\/elevator\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">elevator<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10330,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions\/10330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}