I woke up from a nightmare around 2am last night. <\/p>\n
When i realized that i was not dreaming anymore, i heard foot steps in my flat.<\/p>\n
Oh god i thought. No, not this happening to me. God no!!<\/p>\n
I was terrorized, thinking that someone got into my flat while i was sleeping.<\/p>\n
With my heart beating so fast, i could just not think about what to do. Terrorized i was, until i realized that it was grozamour, who is now so fat that his cats footstep are enough to make the floor creak. Oh jesus…<\/p>\n
I laid back and started remembering this nightmare i was having… I was in a dance class, repeating the steps of a really strange choregraphy, surrounded by classmates who were something like non human beings. And in my dream, it was kind of normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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