Comment faire pour me voir d\u00e9guerpir \u00e0 100km heure, ne laissant derri\u00e8re moi qu’une porte d\u00e9coup\u00e9e par mon profil enflamm\u00e9 :<\/p>\n
Seb : Marie, cette semaine faudrait bien f\u00eater ton enterrement d’vie d’fille hein!<\/i>
\nla fille : eh?<\/i>
\nSeb : ben oui quoi, il arrive lundi, t’es p’t’\u00eatre en train de passer tes derniers jours de c\u00e9libat \u00e0 vie – on sait jamais!<\/i>
\nla fille : (Il n’y a plus de service au num\u00e9ro que vous avez compos\u00e9.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Comment faire pour me voir d\u00e9guerpir \u00e0 100km heure, ne laissant derri\u00e8re moi qu’une porte d\u00e9coup\u00e9e par mon profil enflamm\u00e9 : Seb : Marie, cette semaine faudrait bien f\u00eater ton enterrement d’vie d’fille hein! la fille : eh? Seb : ben oui quoi, il arrive lundi, t’es p’t’\u00eatre en train de passer tes derniers jours… Continue reading Attention, fille en feu<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1809"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9077,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1809\/revisions\/9077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mcturgeon.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}